i hate the following: bro, dude, legit, clutch, jersey shore, kardashian family, republicans, democrats, extremists, ***s, people that wear over $50 worth of clothing to the gym (excluding shoes). excuses, ignorant people, douchebags.


i like the following: lifting, work, friends, family, school, always sunny in philadelphia, AHS, and most importantly food.


work at a supp store while going back to school for fire science.

I am the director of the largest non-profit anti-obesity eugenics program in the world

I belong to an indigenous tribe that mainstream society does not understand, we are made up of sorcerers, zombie deadlifters, and research rats... we are the L.R.